Summary of 2017 LASU JAMB CAPS ADMISSION PROCESS

Below is how the 2017/2018 LASU Admissions will be decided with JAMB CAPS. What is the 2017 Lagos State University Composite Admission Cutoff Point? Continue reading…

CAPS stand for Central Admission Processing Unit. I’m sure you know that already.

Here is the rule for LASU 2017 Admission:

At least 50% of admission chance is decided by your UTME score.
The other 50% is decided by your school of choice. The school could choose to give your O’level results that 50%. Or share it between your O’level and Post UTME scores. Some schools can allocate all 100% to your JAMB UTME score.

What happens after LASU decides on their 2017 Admission criteria?

The Lagos State University admission officer(who is the official representative of the school on admission ish) will log on to the CAPS. And input these criteria on the system. She might set Jamb score for 50%, Post UTME for 25% and O’level for 25%.
Once all criteria are entered into JAMB 2017 CAPS. A new composite cutoff score is determined. The software will automatically rank the available LASU aspirants based on this new composite score. This new list is arranged from most qualified to least qualified.
The LASU Admission officer will download all qualified candidates(based on the composite cutoff mark) from JAMB Caps. She would do her own investigations. And send back a list of candidates she and the school approves for admission in the academic year being considered .
The admission officer can only send back names that were on the original list downloaded from JAMB CAPS. Concrete reasons must be given for any name sent by jamb caps and rejected by the school.

After names are submitted to JAMB?

Once these new names are submitted to JAMB CAPS. An alert is sent to all the candidates on the list. JAMB will send you a message if the Lagos State University offers you admission.
You are to login to the JAMB Caps portal and Accept or Reject the Admission. If you accept the Admission, that will be the end of your admission journey for the year 2017. If you reject it, you name is toss back in to the Admission market, any school that feels you fit their criteria might also offer you admission.
If all these sound complicated. It’s not. It’s just because it’s new. Just give it some time. It will sink in.

FIFA 18 ratings: Barcelona player stats revealed

THE release of FIFA 18 is nearly upon us so here at Express Sport, we’re going to take you through Barcelona’s reported player ratings ahead of the launch.
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FIFA 18 ratings: Barcelona stats revealed
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Ahead of the game’s official launch on September 29, EA Sports have been drip feeding us the ratings of the top 100 players in the world.

And it’s no surprise to see the likes of Luis Suarez and Lionel Messi in the top 10.

Real Madrid ace Cristiano Ronaldo takes the honour of being the best player in the game, sealing a rating of 94, while Catalan superstar Messi is second with a 93-rated card.

But what ratings have other Barcelona stars secured in the game?

Click through the gallery above to find out!

Mourinho Launches Fresh Attack at Arsene Wenger

Jose Mourinho has aimed a fresh jibe at Arsene Wenger by suggesting Arsenal are “ready for failure” due to his continued presence at the club.

The Manchester United boss has been defending suggestions he is a short-term manager, insisting he always prepares clubs for success.

Mourinho, 54, has never spent longer than three years in one spell at any club and is on a contract of that duration at Old Trafford.

Despite success with the likes of Porto, Chelsea, Inter and Real Madrid, some detractors have pointed to an apparent lack of staying power – denying him the kind of legacy created by United legend Sir Alex Ferguson.

But the Portuguese, speaking to The Times, responded defiantly to accusations of short-termism, and also launched an apparent dig at old adversary Wenger, whose achievements at Arsenal are at risk of being undermined by their recent struggles.

Mourinho said: "If people say that because I move from club to club, they're right, but I don't think I am [a short-term manager].

"I prepare clubs for success. I think I prepare clubs in a way where, when I leave, the new manager arrives at a top club. And that is not short term, even if you leave.

"If you're in a club one or two years – or any job – if you leave a structure to be even more successful without you than with you, that's not short term. That's long term.

“You can be there 10 or 20 years and, when you leave the club, it's ready for failure."

Mourinho is famed for winning the league title in his second season at a club – a feat he has achieved five times – and United's 2017-18 campaign has started promisingly, with three victories from as many Premier League matches.

Next up is Saturday's trip to Stoke City, before the club's return to the Champions League commences with the visit of Basel.

'Fake' Buhari Finally Meets Real Buhari in Katsina State (Photos)

'Fake' Buhari Finally Meets Real Buhari in Katsina State (Photos) Tori News  - President Muhammadu Buhari has played guest to MC Tagwaye who is known to mimic the President in his comedy shows. News Credibility Score: 90%

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Surprise as MC Tagwaye, Buhari's alter ego meets the Nigerian President in Daura (photos)

This Girl Is Dead for 500 Years: What the Scientists Have Found Will Leave you Shocked (Video)

There is a belief that in the early ages in Argentina, teenagers were taken to the high mountain tops, were fed with coca leaves and upon reaching the burial site, the children were given an intoxicating drink.

Recently, scientists have discovered that this girl had a bacterial infection when she was sacrificed. They say that the bacterial infection is similar to tuberculosis. They think that this discovery could potentially help in the treatment of the modern illnesses.

Woman’s leg swells up to 60kg due to mystery potentially-deadly disease

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Woman’s leg swells up to 60kg due to mystery potentially-deadly disease  A woman’s leg has swelled to enormous proportions in a potentially-deadly condition. Rezia Begum’s, 40, right leg weighs around 60kg due to suspected elephantiasis. . . News Credibility Score: 94%

Checkout What Aisha Buhari Has To Say About Her Husband's Return - INFORMATION NIGERIA

President Buhari’s wife, Aisha Buhari, took to Twitter this morning to thank Nigerians and her family’s well-wishers all over the world, for their prayers and continuous support during her husbands medical vacation in United Kingdom.

Nigerians are currently buzzing about the return of President Buhari especially during a period where the unity of Nigeria is being threatened by separatist groups.

Buhari Confronted with What Osinbajo Did in His Absence

President Buhari has had an eventful day meeting with the governors of the different states in Nigeri with the exception of his staunch critic, governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti. 

President Muhammadu Buhari

President Muhammadu Buhari is currently in a closed-door meeting the state governors at the Presidential Villa, Abuja ast at 4pm.

At the meeting still ongoing, the Ebonyi state governor, David Umahi gave account of the various happenings in Nigeria while President Buhari was absent.

He equally gave account of how the Vice President who was then acting, Professor Yemi Osinbajo, managed the country well while he was in London on medical leave.

According to Umahi, “In your absence VP Yemi Osinbajo demonstrated a very high level of loyalty to Nigeria and to Mr. President.”

Governor Umahi who also thanked President Buhari for the various support he has given to all the governors especially with the Paris Club Refund, the budget and the agricultural supports also said that, “Without this assistance it’d have been difficult for us to cope.”

He said, “You have treated all Governors equally, irrespective of party affiliation.” “As State Governors we have so much to thank you for.”

President Buhari, in a passing comment to the Delta state governor, Ifeanyi Okowa, said “You’re a favorite of the press.”

BREAKING: HAPPENING LIVE: TENSION IN ABUJA!!! Fayose Missing As Top PDP Members Storm Aso Rock To See Buhari

The Caretaker Committee Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Senator Ahmad Makarfi, has led members of the party to the Presidential Villa, in Abuja.

The Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, is not part of the delegation.

They are to meet with President Muhammadu Buhari, at the new Banquet Hall of the Villa.

Makarfi and his team arrived the Villa at exactly 11:30 am.

These Are 50 Foolproof Ways to Make a Woman Org**m.

Ever heard of “orbiting”? Don’t worry—we hadn’t, either. It’s when you make tiny circles on or around her cli**ris with your finger—and apparently, eight out of 10 women love it.

That’s just one of the many fun new facts we learned on OMGYes, a website that gives you access to videos of women demonstrating s*xual techniques they like.And that’s not even the best part—you also get to practice on a simulated cli**ris. And receive feedback. Yes, really.

Putting your hands to good use is important, since most women don’t climax through intercourse alone. In fact, only 18 percent of women report that intercourse alone is enough to make them climax, a new study in the Journal of s*x & Marital Therapy found. And 37 percent said they needed clitoral stimulation to reach their peak.

So if you want to make it as good for her as it is for you, you might want to do a little learning about what generally works in the bedroom.

“We found that there are these patterns that people like—it’s not just random,” says cofounder Rob Perkins. “Yet those patterns have never been studied. And we learned that s*xual pleasure just doesn’t get research funding because it makes academics and research institutions uncomfortable.”

So Perkins and fellow cofounder Lydia Daniller partnered with Kinsey Institute researchers—the premier scientific organization focused on human se*uality—to conduct what he says is the first-ever large-scale study on which specific kinds of touch lead to a better climax in women.

The data, collected from more than 2,000 women, reveals what feels good to them and why, says Perkins.

The super-realistic, touch-simulated cli**ris—also the first of its kind—takes the learning to a whole new (super hot) level.

Now, it’s important to note that while this program uses scientific data to provide its tips and guides, not all the techniques will work for all women. Your best bet? Use this simulation as a guide, and broach the conversation with her about what she likes best, and what she’s game to try. Then, you can determine together which of the new moves she considers keepers.

If you want to prevent cheating in your marriage, Do these 3 things

In lieu of what has been going on around the world; it appears that infidelity is par for the course. If you date someone famous, expect to be cheated on. But the truth is, infidelity happens all the time. If you ask the next 10 people you come into contact with if they know someone who has been cheated on or if they have ever cheated, one of those 10 responses is bound to be a yes. It’s unfortunate but sadly true.

Why does it appear that more couples are breaking up due to infidelity? What is happening to the sacred union of marriage? Who’s to blame? And is there anything we can do to stop it? Personally, I think couples get lazy. They stop courting each other, stop communicating and assume that the vows they took on that glorious day will keep them united. Do not, I repeat, do not assume because you have that piece of paper that binds your union that your marriage will stay in tact. If you neglect your marriage, it will fail.

Marriages are like plants…if you stop feeding them, they will die. If you want to cheat-proof your marriage, then do the work. As Andre Maurois says, “A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.” Go back to the basics. Focus on the foundation. And, if you want to avoid a cheating spouse, make sure you always have these three areas covered:

1. Communicate.

If your marriage is going to survive, you actually have to talk to one another. And not just about your day. Have honest conversations with one another on how you are feeling, what you expect, what is working, not working and never hold things in… that just sets up a breeding ground for resentment.

What a 19-year-old Boy Did After His Girlfriend Left Him Will Shock You

It was acompletely sombre mood that engulfed Luliba and Nyalwanda villages in Matayos Constituency, Kenya recently after a 19-year-old teen hanged himself over love affair. 

According to SDE, the boy, Moses Wandera committed suicide yesterday morning at his aunt’s home in Nyalwanda upon realising that his girlfriend had deserted him and married another man in the neighbouring Busende village. The deceased hails from Luliba village.

According to residents of Luliba village, Wandera dropped out of Murende Secondary School while in Form Three late last year to live with the girl who dropped out of Luliba Primary School due to pregnancy. The girl gave birth one year ago.

They rented a house in Bumala, Butula Constituency, where they stayed for a while before life became difficult and the boy decided to go and stay with his aunt. The girl returned to her parents in Luliba where she soon got into another relationship.

Nasewa location chief Steven Wawire warned youths against taking their lives over love affairs.

Mr Wawire said the father of the deceased was planning to take his third born son back to school.

Neymar’s New Salary In Nigeria Currency Will Wow You

Brazil star Neymar is set to earn a whooping basic salary of £26.8m-a-year (€30m) after tax which is around £515,000-a-week (N248m-per-week and N35m-per-day).

The PSG-bound player has agreed a five-year deal with PSG and is due in Paris within the next two days to finalize his transfer and is due in Paris within the next two days to finalize his transfer.

The transfer will be the most expensive ever in world football history with a total value of worth nearly £450m (N217bn), which includes wages, bonuses and a buyout clause of £198m (€222m).

WATCH !!! COME SEE WHAT THESE STUDENTS ARE DOING ALL IN THE NAME OF DANCING - JENWAP BLOG

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UNBELIEVABLE! See What Happened to a Young Man Who Slept with His Mom After She Seduced Him

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A Nigerian man has shared the shocking story of what happened to a young man after he began having s*x with the mother. 

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The psychological impact of having s*x with a relative has been brought to fore by a sad story shared by a man identified as Ayodele Adeyemi on Facebook, while discussing on r*pe and s*x without consent.

The man narrated what happened to a young man who began having s*x with the mother after the death of his father.

Read the story below:

"There was a story of a young man whose father died when he was fifteen, his mother got so attached to him to the extend that she started feeling him,leaning on him for support and all that,one day rain fell and only two of them were at home the mum began to smooch and the boy responded by fucking his mother, that was it.
The boy revealed that sometimes he will be in the lecture room and his mother will call him to come and handle his father's responsibilities...... Fast forward to the time the guy turned 32grs,everyone wanted this guy to get married but the guy already enjoys sleeping with his mother so no marriage.
They ferried him to Canada, the boy came back after three months saying he doesn't enjoy s*x with any other person but his mother. Now, Bunmi how do you explain this? What do you think this boy will turn to? When the mother dies what do you think will become of that boy?"

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Read full gist why Davids was beaten in London

he man involved has shared the full story.

Read The First Phase Of The Gist Below, after cut

He wrote:

Davido apparently ordered his boys to attack me. But he should have fed them before sending them to fight. Niggas were too high on weed to fight anyway.

What happened was self defense. U fight evil with bigger evil, u dont run from it. And for those of you sending me death threats am more than happy to meet u now lets get it on.

I wonder why people would want to waste their time on a fight know nothing about. #SayNoToBully #Defend yourself at all times. #theonlyWay to earn respect. #

Suicidal Woman Jumps From 18-Storey Building Only for This Miraculous Thing to Happen (Photos+Video)

The Chinese woman before she jumped from the 18-storey building

A suicidal woman has survived after plunging 18 storeys down a high-rise building in eastern China, Dailymail reported.

The woman said to be 21-year-old, from Shandong Province, was saved after landing on an air cushion. After the shocking incident, she was taken to the hospital by paramedics and sustained facial injuries.

Qilu Evening Post revealed that the woman was spotted standing dangerously on a ledge of a residential building on July 15 in the city of Liaocheng. Police were called to the scene to save the woman on the 17th floor.

Officers spent an hour trying to talk down the young woman. However, she chose to jump off the building. A video clip of the incident appeared on social media with people feeling for the woman.

The strong landing force caused the air cushion to flip in the air. The woman was reported to have blood on her face after the landing. She was taken to the Liaocheng People's Hospital. She sustained injuries on her face.

The police are yet to reveal the motive of the woman's suicide attempt. The case is being investigated.

President Buhari Is Dead, The Plan Is For Osinbajo To Appoint El Rufai As His VP – Fani-Kayode Raises Alarm

Ex-aviation minister Chief Femi Fani-Kayode says President Muhammadu Buhari dead and that there’s a plan to make Acting President Yemi Osinbajo the President while Nasir el-Rufai becomes the vice president.

Fani-Kayode claimed that former British Prime minister Tony Blair is in Nigeria for the transition of power to Osinbajo and El-Rufai;

“Whilst the werewolf sleeps in London, Tony Blair arrives in Kaduna where the vampires gather to share Nigeria’s flesh and drink her blood. “When Buhari is declared dead the plan is for Osinbajo to appoint Nasir El Rufai as his VP. “Tony Blair has come to Kaduna to convey British approval of that plan.

“El Rufai is slotted to take over from Osinbajo in 2019 but God will shock them. “When will the British leave us alone? When will they stop manipulating us and interfering in our affairs?

“The blood of the Christians and Shiite Muslims of S. Kaduna speaks against Nasir El Rufai and the Buhari admin..

“They are finished and all their plans will fail. “The Lord shocked Buhari. He will shock this lot too. “Their power is broken and their time is over.

Read full gist why Davids was beaten in London

The man involved has shared the full story.

Read The First Phase Of The Gist Below, after cut

He wrote:

Davido apparently ordered his boys to attack me. But he should have fed them before sending them to fight. Niggas were too high on weed to fight anyway.

What happened was self defense. U fight evil with bigger evil, u dont run from it. And for those of you sending me death threats am more than happy to meet u now lets get it on.

I wonder why people would want to waste their time on a fight know nothing about. #SayNoToBully #Defend yourself at all times. #theonlyWay to earn respect. #

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TEARS!!! I Have Not Recovered From Yesterday’s Shock, The Supreme Court Must Be Joking – Defeated Modu-Sheriff Weeps Like A Little Baby

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The sacked Chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party, Ali Modu-Sheriff, has said that he received his sack by the Supreme Court, with shock.

While he said that he was still waiting for his Lawyers to brief him on the judgment, Sheriff however, called on all members and supporters of the party, to remain steadfast in prayers for Nigeria.

Recall, that the Supreme Court had on Wednesday, upturned the judgment of a Port Harcourt Court of Appeal, which authenticated Sheriff as the National Chairman of the PDP.

The apex court then declared Ahmed Makarfi, the party’s National Chairman.

However, Sheriff on Thursday, in Abuja, reacted to the outcome of the case that has lasted for about two years, through a statement released by his former Deputy, Dr. Cairo Ojuogboh, and his faction ex-Spokesperson, Mr. Bernard Mikko.

The statement reads: “We received with shock the 12th July judgement of the Supreme Court, on the leadership of the Peoples Democratic Party.

“Though, we still await the full written judgement of the highest court from our Lawyers, who will fully brief us on the details of the judgement, in the interim, we ask all members and supporters to remain steadfast in prayers for Nigeria.

“Meanwhile, we continue with our avowed demands that the party must be given back to the owners at the grassroots, to always elect their party officials, and those to contest elections for them at all levels. Internal democracy must be institutionalized in the party.”

I'm Down with Strange Illness After My Pastor, Sister Lured Me to Russia for Prostitution - Trafficked Lady Laments - Tori News

Tori News  - A 23-year-old-lady identified as Florence Abu, has opened up on how she was trafficked to Russia for prostitution when she was 17 by an Edo church pastor through a Russian based alleged female human trafficker. News Credibility Score: 70%

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